Friday, December 17, 2010

Entitlement princess


High seas sexless companion


This auction is for a 1 ticket- 7 day cruise on the Southern Caribbean Princess Explorer with a female companion
**SERIOUS RESTRICTIONS APPLY**

CRUISE INFORMATION:
Departs February 13, 2011 from San Juan Puerto Rico
Returns February 20, 2011

Island Destinations: St. Thomas, Dominica, Grenada, Bonaire and Aruba
Oceanview room, meals and non-alcoholic beverages included

Some of the Money from this auction will go towards island excursions and other activities.

THE STORY: I’m 33 years old, my boyfriend and i broke up (his loss). i’m now looking for a travel companion / friend to enjoy valentines week with. i enjoy and anticipate dancing, snorkeling and other activities provided by the cruise line and hope to find someone that would enjoy the same.

RESTRICTIONS:
Bidder/Winner must submit a photo, complete name and comply to a background check.
Bidder/Winner must have their own passport.
Bidder/Winner must have previously cruised before
Bidder/Winner must be between the ages of 27 and 38.
Bidder/Winner must not be currently married or in a relationship.
Bidder/Winner must be willing to participate in active shore excursions.
Bidder/Winner must have clean hygiene and respect personal boundaries at all times.
Bidder/Winner must maintain self control and have respect.
Bidder/Winner must be of good moral character, must not be a felon.
Bidder/Winner must not be a smoker, social drinking is okay.
Bidder/Winner is responsible for their own flight to and from puerto rico.
Bidder/Winner is responsible for their own alcoholic beverages and all other fees not included with the cruise ticket above.
Bidder/Winner must have similar qualities or interests to me (see about me section below)
THIS CRUISE WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY MY PARENTS, THERE WILL BE NOTHING OF ANY SEXUAL NATURE TO TRANSPIRE!
IF BIDDER/WINNER DOES NOT COMPLY, AUCTION IS IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED AND THERE WILL BE NO REFUNDS.

ABOUT ME: i’m 33, i work 2 full time jobs. i’m a mortician and a nail technician, i really enjoy doing nails. i have a bachelors degree in science. i like movies, horror, action, some comedy. i like a huge variety of music but stay away from mainstream music and do not like country music. i like anything from Connie Francis to skinny puppy. i am ambitious, goal-oriented, honest, eager to live and experience life. Feel free to ask questions, i will respond as fast as i can. i’m 5ft 5 in. athletic but curvy. i do not use recreational drugs nor smoke. i am a social drinker

Payments are due 3 days from auction close payment in form of Paypal. Thanks for Looking & Good Luck bidding Buyers automatically enter into a legally binding contract to purchase the item from the seller if they win the auction-style listing or use the Buy It Now feature. eBay’s Unpaid Item policy requires buyers to pay for the items that they commit to purchase. eBay will take action against buyers who do not pay for items they have won.


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If she did to her ex what she plans on doing to the poor unfortunate who responds to this chances are he doesn't miss her in fact it was probably his idea to break up and I can see why.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Help me analyze this the way you did, maybe I skimmed too quickly, but I see someone with an extra cruise ticket willing to meet someone and split expenses, and she outlines some precautions and basic human decency that anyone is smart to do if this is a situation where you are meeting strangers. I'm not trying to give this blog a hard time (yet!! hee hee), just wondering what I should be looking for here to consider her an entitlement princess. I'll bookmark this and return, thanks.

(-Theresa)

Masculist Man said...

She thinks she is entitled to his money to pay for excersions while providing nothing in return.

Is it mark or theresa?

Anonymous said...

It's Theresa (my bf is Mark), What part of this says she's entitled to his money, and what do you mean "nothing" in return? You have a certain view about people's bodies, then? You don't believe in boundary integrity, or...? It seems that you're suggesting sex is nothing to people. To some people it means something. But also, this does not appear to be an arrangement where he is paying too much for her, he might pay something for her but that's not implied here at all, or sorry if I missed the passage.

Masculist Man said...

She thinks some guy will jump through her hoops for what? Who does a background check on her? She could be a childkiller for all we know. We all know women excel in killing children.

It would have been better if she advertised for a heterosexual female companion or went with one of her female friends.