Monday, October 22, 2007

Going to a hooker is cheaper

A 50-year marriage will run you a cool $590,400. Make it count.

But first, our sources:

National Greeting Card Association
National Restaurant Association
Forbes.com
Broadway.com
CNNmoney.com
TravelDailyNews.com
Unity Marketing
Mintel
Hotelinteractive.com
American Pet Products Manufacturers Association
Planned Parenthood
National Retail Federation
National Association of Theater Owners

What You'll Give Her: Flowers
Cost in a Year: $300
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $15,000

What You'll Give Her: Cards for all the usual reasons
Cost in a Year: $21
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $1,050

What You'll Give Her: Dinners out
Cost in a Year: $2,526
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $126,300

What You'll Give Her: Expensive dinners to apologize
Cost in a Year: $700
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $35,000

What You'll Give Her: Theater, movie, concert tickets
Cost in a Year: $752
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $37,600

What You'll Give Her: Vacations
Cost in a Year: $2,913
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $145,650

What You'll Give Her: Jewelry
Cost in a Year: $1,336
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $66,800

What You'll Give Her: Lingerie
Cost in a Year: $122
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $6,100

What You'll Give Her: Trips to the spa
Cost in a Year: $275
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $13,750

What You'll Give Her: Haircuts, grooming products for you
Cost in a Year: $1,000
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $50,000

What You'll Give Her: Vasectomy after the kids are born
Cost in a Year: $1,000
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $1,000

What You'll Give Her: Caring for the dog she loves so much
Cost in a Year: $1,266
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $63,300

What You'll Give Her: Valentine's Day
Cost in a Year: $86
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $4,300

What You'll Give Her: Mother's Day
Cost in a Year: $70
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $3,500

What You'll Give Her: Holiday, anniversary, birthday gifts
Cost in a Year: $421
Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $21,050

TOTAL Cost in a Year: $12,788
TOTAL Cost Over a 50-Year Marriage: $590,400


Source: here

This sounds like a one way street to me. What does the guy get?

6 comments:

Luke Skywalker said...

But Masculist Man, you told me about the hookers that you got in California, but Masc, they aren't good enough for you. They are nothing but whiny, bitchy American bitches.

Masculist Man, you need to go over to the Philippines and get the exotic bar-girls, because they with their exotic beauty are truly worthy of you. Not these nasty slimy California bitches.

Masculist Man said...

Actually Luke,the girls I've been with are not western at all.

Luke Skywalker said...

Oh Masculist Man, I should have known that you already had everything all figured out...


Were they Polish? Were they Russian? Were they Philippine? Were they Colombian or Venezuelan? Masc, for you, I hope that they were Colombian because out of the pictures that I've seen the most gorgeous girls really do come from there... And also some of the sweetest....(Or so I'm told)
I mean, MOST of the pictures of the most gorgeous girls I've seen come from there, but also I must concede that there are some girls in other parts of South and Central America and also the Philippines that I've seen that are just as gorgeous.

Masculist Man said...

They were Korean,from the old country.

I've only known one Columbian bitch and she was a total NOW member compared to the ones you are talking about. There were times I wanted to reach out and fuck her world up. Because of it I'm not too keen on Columbian women since they will remind me of this bitch.

Outcast Superstar said...

masculist man

You may want to check out www.travelsexguide.tv

You can click on the Mexico section as Mexico is just across the border.

MarkyMark said...

MM,

You asked what the men get after spending $500k PLUS on their wives? Here's what they get: INCESSANT nagging, bitching, moaning, cheating, forbidden hobbies (because Wifey doesn't like them, nor does she like her man being happy), and, if he's been a 'good boy', sex with her just laying there like a dead fish. Yeah, that sounds like a 'fair' deal to me-not!

MarkyMark